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CHAPTER 8
I WONDER
I wonder if you and I wonder about the same things. Let's compare.
Here are some things that I wonder about as my mind wanders.
I wonder why that, in Bible class art work for children, we never
see any dinosaurs entering the ark with the other animals.
I wonder why we have no interview with Lazarus after his being
raised from the dead.
I wonder if a preacher would still be qualified after a sex change
operation.
I wonder why a woman can write out an announcement for a man to
read in the assembly but cannot read it herself.
I wonder how all that fossil fuel could have gotten underground
in the Middle East without disturbing the topography with which
the Garden of Eden is identified.
I wonder why the Spirit would say "about twenty-five or thirty
furlongs." Didn't he know the exact distance? (John 6:19)
I wonder how the kangaroos got from the ark to Australia and why
they suppressed their reproductive instincts till they got there,
leaving no progeny in other parts of the route.
I wonder, if man had been sixfingered, would we have arrived
at six steps of salvation and six acts of worship?
I wonder why instead of asking God to give the preacher "a
ready recollection of the things he has prepared," we don't
pray rather that God would give him something of depth and relevance
to say, even if he has to depend upon his own memory and notes
in delivering it.
I wonder if, presuming that it is sinful for a woman to teach
a man, when a woman prophesied by the Spirit, she sinned if she
ever revealed to men what she prophesied.
I wonder why we have no biography of Jesus written by Mary.
I wonder if a person can really think of nothing, for,
if he thinks of it, it must be something.
I wonder why the old folk who wish they could go ahead and die
so as to be with the Lord are usually so careful that they hardly
give the Lord a chance to take them.
I wonder if humming of spiritual songs is singing or playing,
or is it neither, being a separate "act of worship."
And, is it the tune that is spiritual, or the words, or is it
the thoughts and feelings which they nurture that are spiritual
worship?
I wonder if ancient people ordinarily talked in poetic form like
Job and the other characters in Job did. Or, were they
all inspired by the Spirit to speak poetically? If so, were not
all their expressions inspired messages from God rather than their
own thoughts?
I wonder where Adam got the tools with which to dress the Garden
of Eden. Would "necessary inference" demand either that
God made them for him, that Adam invented tools, or that they
had hardware stores then? And I wonder, if the father of the race
had tools, how do we account for the fact that certain tribes
of his descendants did not have them later?
I wonder if a faithful disciple who lost his identity through
amnesia and lived a sinful life in his new identity would be saved
or lost.
I wonder why God did not lead man to develop better paper and
invent printing and better methods of preserving records before
giving us the Scriptures.
I wonder why God made such an incomprehensibly vast universe when
such an infinitesimal part of it would be inhabited by man or
serve his needs.
I wonder what we mean when we sing, "My life will end in
deathless sleep where the soul of man never dies.
I wonder why undenominational churches always become undenominational
denominations.
I wonder if there were any women Pharisees.
I wonder why the Holy Spirit did not organize his material better
when giving it to men.
I wonder why the Holy Spirit did not give us one "book"
on each of the subjects of worship, elders, women, marriage, divorce,
etc. Listing all applicable rules, regulations, specifications,
and restrictions.
I wonder why God made some snakes to be poisonous and others not.
I wonder why our superscrupulous people will include a song
in our hymnals which has no spiritual connotation in it "Precious
Memories."
I have wondered also why a spiritual reformer is a saintly prophet,
if I agree with him, but he is a fanatical heretic, if I disagree
with him. I wonder why God does not reveal his will to each of
us individually so that we may all have equal opportunity and
a common understanding.
As we sing of our God being "beyond the azure blue,"
I wonder if we are really trusting that he is in, with, and about
us at all times.
I wonder why the Israelites and the prophets never spoke of Adam
and Eve.
I wonder why preachers are seldom invited back for guest appearances
in the congregations with which they formerly worked.
I wonder why the Lord does not always put the desire to preach
and the ability to do so in the same men.
I wonder why the Lord lets us do our most energetic work while
we know the least and then lets maturity be taken away by old
age.
I wonder what the carnivorous animals ate on the ark.
I wonder that God would let most people be born into this life
through natural instincts or lust instead of purposeful desire
by parents.
I wonder if Carpus' wife had already cleaned house and given Paul's
coat to Goodwill by the time Titus went by to pick it up (2 Tim.
4: 13).
I wonder when I shall meet that person who is "satisfied
with just a cottage below, a little silver and a little gold."
I wonder if God overlooks our conduct which results from our bad
genetic inheritance, or is that the iniquity of the fathers visited
upon the children to the third and fourth generation?
You have been psychoanalyzing me by noting the things that cause
me to wonder. I wonder what your diagnosis is!
 
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